There, pics of car crashes. You’re welcome.

And then just last week, someone came in to change his medical benefits. He was getting divorced after 20 some odd years of marriage. I just broke up with a girl after 5 years of dating and I think it’s bad, think about that guy! 55 and single? I mean they spend half their lives learning about each other. Talk about a bad investment.

And lastly, on the news a few nights ago was a local couple who were killed on their motorcycle.. (Probably by some old palm beach lady who couldn’t see over the hood of her Cadillac.)

All 3 stories have been occupying my thoughts the last few days.

In general, life can flip you over and ass fuck you outta no where. You have to be prepared and be able to roll with it. If you lose your job, you should have a few months saved up to get you by. I don’t really know how I feel about the second story quite yet. I think it might go something like- don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone gets divorced these days and stats show you will too. And as far as dying on a motorcycle..well if that happened to me, I just hope that I had an awesome life. I would be pissed if I spent 20 years in school just to die.

Time is the most important thing we have. You think the divorced guy or the motorcycle people give a fuck about money? (I mean the couple is dead but ya know). Money in the bank, fancy clothes in the closet, prada bags, rolexs and Jags don’t mean shit. All the dead people have is the time they had on the earth. Hopefully they enjoyed it.

Although I’m upset that things didn’t work out with my ex, I do see some positives. For one, it could have been 20 years instead of 5 and secondly, it gives me the absolute freedom to go out and do whatever the fuck I want.

As my friend mike reminded me, I’ve had two girlfriends since I was 10. Since noticing my penis, I’ve literally never been single. So now, I can actually see what its like.

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If you don’t want to break up, then you know what to do to make up,

If you ever make your girlfriend mad, don’t let your good girl go bad,

Drop 5 Stacks on that make up bag, drop drop 5 stacks on that make up bag,

Louis, Prada, Hermes, Fendi… Valentino, hell they all make plenty

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If you stick your head under there, you’ll see what looks like two mufflers. That second muffler is actually a resonator meant to keep things quite. There is usually a cat (catalytic converter) where that second muffler is (check pic), but from what I can tell, the cat is closer to the motor.

The weird this is that there is what looks like another car in front of the engine. It has a air sensor on it and looks like one.

Its all pretty strange really. The headers are between the motor and the firewall…but the cat is on the front side. It impossible to see but I think the headers might run to the other side into the cat and then head back to the tailpipe…I don’t know..I wish I could get the car up high enough to actually have a look.

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I mean damn. 2010 came out with some hot whips. If I had the money, I would get that Cadillac on 22s. The Maserati would of course be nice, and the Buick Lacross would be original, but that Caddy is unreal.

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