How would you like to have any beer or liquor with 0 calories?  What if I also told you that you would get 4 times as drunk from just one beer or shot?
Now this might sound totally fucked up, but if you party hard like we do, you have to try it.

It’s the beer or liquor colonic. Whoooaaa that’s totally gay, you say. Yea like I said, its pretty out there, but listen up. When you drink something, it goes into your stomach. Not much of it will enter your blood stream, plus your liver will start working right away to get the alcohol out. After your stomach the booze heads to your intestines where the rest is absorbed.

The calories come from your stomach trying to process the alcohol and no one likes calories. I say fuck the stomach!

If you take a shot of liquor (clear/no flavors) and put it in your butt, you will not only get super drunk, you will avoid the calories. How? Well the lining in your ass is really thin and the alcohol will go right into your bloodstream and you’ll get drunk really quick.

Note: Although this really works, don’t fucking try it and then come sue me because you got too fucked up and did something dumb.

Holy crap, look what I found:

I never thought of using tampons!

if you don’t have a good browser you can watch the video about this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

Before we left for South America, I took a bold step and bought a canon rebel xsi off ebay. Anyone who is in the market for a dslr at a cheap price is blown away after seaching on ebay…the prices are SOOO cheap, but there are reasons for that.

Sometimes sellers don’t specifically say the camera is used, new or refurbished. They might include factory packaging and materials, but if you look closely, they don’t say it’s condition.  They have you assume that because its in the factory box that it’s new…ahhhhh sneaky.

The other big thing I noticed was that the lenses are not canon brand. Lenses are expensive and most photographers will say that the lenses are more important than the camera. Make sure you know what lens you’re getting.  Again, they might say Canon Camera and Lens..but the lens is of a different brand.

I bought a new camera in a sealed box for a sick price. Buying used is actually fine and probably a great idea for a beginner. As long as the insides aren’t damaged or something is scratched..you’ll be saving tons of money. Most people at this price will take care of their camera and you will get a quality item.

If you’ve been on the I-75 section of Alligator Alley driving to or from Naples and Miami and needed to turn around, you can probably remember driving 20 minutes or so in the wrong direction trying to find a spot to pull a uie.

The best place to turn around is Exit 49. It is also named Junction Broward County Route 833. This exit is about halfway between the east coast and west coast of Florida along the sawgrass expressway and also has a gas station.

If you don’t stop here, you won’t find any other gas stations on alligator alley. Good luck

Just after the New Year, everyone is on this health kick. But avoid all those pills and diets and follow these simple steps to lose 10 pounds over a month, with nothing to buy and no crazy ass diets.

1. No soda. I don’t drink it. EVER. You shouldn’t either. Don’t even drink the diet ones.

2. Stop taking the f-in elevator. Take the stairs.

3. No fast food. If you’re going to get the salads, check the dressings and calorie count.

4. Drink one glass of water before each meal. You will eat less.

5. Eat 4 or even 5 times a day. Smaller portions of course.

6. Little or no refined sugar. No candy or treats! Get your sugars from fruits and juices.

7. No alcohol. WHOA?! I know right? This one is tough and I personally can’t do it, but if you did you’d be sooo healthy!

Follow these easy steps. You won’t see any difference for a while, but keep it up and by the end you’ll be 10 or more pounds lighter!