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Chris Shaw $258 Million dollar powerbal- he can now buy teeth!

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Sure, it would have been great to win, but Chris Shaw will be great for the economy.
He just won a boat load of cash- $258 Million.

chris shaw powerball

chris shaw powerball

People like Chris will do wonders for the economy. He’ll most likely do whatever he can to stupidly piss away all that money…which will actually be great for everyone. He’ll probably buy a few ford and chevy pickup trucks, a few houses and tons of clothes (hopefully some new teeth too).
Oh and even though I don’t like Fox news, check out how much they bash him hahaah: FOX NEWS LINK

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Go choke on a hotdog

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Today was going alright until I watched the news. I knew it was a bad idea, but Family Guy didn’t start for 10 more minutes.

Some “researchers” say that hotdogs are a leading cause of choking for kids. These are the same “scientists” that said masturbating causes blindness. lol

hotdog choke choking kids

So there is a choking warning on some hotdogs labels and people are discussing changing the shape of a the hotdog. You know that it comes in another form right? Its called bologna.

choking warning on hotdogs

Get a grip people.


Man calls police to get pot back

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Police in the Florida Keys say they tricked a marijuana grower into turning himself in by leaving a ransom note in place of missing plants.

The cops found the plants in a wooded lot and confiscated them.

They left a phone number on a note that read: “Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price.”

Steven Locasio called the number about 10 minutes later. Locasio offered $200 for the plants, and detectives agreed to meet him for an exchange.

HAhaha. Actually really smooth in the cops favor.

Haiti was a mess before the earthquake

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Haiti was a mess before the earthquake.

It’s one of the western hemisphere’s poorest countries, but only after the earthquake did people stop everything to send aid to Haiti.

The fact is that Haiti has always been a mess. 80 percent of the people there live UNDER poverty and other than human lives, people didn’t lose much after the earthquake because there wasn’t anything worth much to begin with.

I spoke with two people that are from there. Both moved to Florida just 3 years ago. They told me that most people are poor and don’t have much to begin with. The news is accurate in that food and supplies are hard to come by after the quake, but fuck, they say it like walmart was all over the place out there.

haiti

Now the USA wants to send 100 million dollars to help. Did u know that the GDP per capita is only 2 bucks a person per day?! It’s ranked 149 out of 182 on the human development index. I’m not being a dick when I say the place isn’t nice.  I mean shit, 30-40 percent of the government’s budget comes from foreign aid already.

I understand that people feel bad and yes I am a being a complete asshole, but all of you are fucking dumb for caring only after the earthquake. If 200 people on facebook posted links to send money to Haiti on Jan 11 you would’ve skipped that status update altogether.

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Eminem Died in a car crash

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

whhhooaaaa!
Did Eminem die in a car crash? Hell no.

eminem dies dead car crash


http://www.philtyler.info/2010/06/27/more-car-crashes/

Praying Parents go to Jail

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

WAUSAU, Wis. (Oct. 6) – A central Wisconsin couple who prayed rather than seek medical care for their 11-year-old dying daughter were sentenced Tuesday to six months in jail and 10 years probation in the girl’s death.

Dale and Leilani Neumann could have received up to 25 years in prison for the March 2008 death of Madeline Neumann, who died of an undiagnosed but treatable form of diabetes. They were convicted of second-degree reckless homicide in separate trials earlier this year.

In sentencing the couple, Marathon County Circuit Court Judge Vincent Howard said the Neumanns were “very good people, raising their family who made a bad decision, a reckless decision.”
“God probably works through other people,” Howard told the parents, “some of them doctors.”

The case was believed to be the first of its kind in Wisconsin involving faith healing in which someone died and another person was charged with a homicide.

Prosecutors contended the Neumanns recklessly killed their youngest of four children by ignoring obvious symptoms of severe illness as she became too weak to speak, eat, drink or walk. They said the couple had a legal duty to take their daughter to a doctor but relied totally on prayer for healing. The girl, known as Kara, died on the floor of the family’s rural Weston home as people surrounded her and prayed. Someone finally called 911 after she stopped breathing.

“We are here today because to some, you made Kara a martyr to your faith,” Howard told the parents.
In testimony at trial and in videotaped interviews with police, the parents said they believe healing comes from God and that they never expected their daughter to die.
During the sentencing hearing, Leilani Neumann, 41, told the judge her family is loving and forgiving and has wrongly been portrayed as religious zealots.
“I do not regret trusting truly in the Lord for my daughter’s health,” she said. “Did we know she had a fatal illness? No. Did we act to the best of our knowledge? Yes.”

Dale Neumann, 47, read from the Bible and told the judge that he loved his daughter.
“I am guilty of trusting my Lord’s wisdom completely. … Guilty of asking for heavenly intervention. Guilty of following Jesus Christ when the whole world does not understand. Guilty of obeying my God,” he said.
The Neumanns held each other as Howard sentenced them, a Bible on the table nearby and their three teenage children sitting behind them in the front row of the courtroom.
Prosecutors had asked for a three-year suspended prison sentence and 10 years probation. Defense attorneys had sought four years probation.
The judge ordered the couple to serve one month in jail each year for six years so the parents can “think about Kara and what God wants you to learn from this.” One parent would serve the term in March and the other in September. Howard stayed the jail sentences while the couple’s convictions are appealed.
As part of their probation, the parents must allow a public health nurse to examine their two underage children at least once every three months and must immediately take their children to a doctor for any serious injuries.

Assistant District Attorney LaMont Jacobson said justice was served by the sentences, but he was disappointed the parents never said they were sorry for what happened.
“They allowed Kara to die because they got themselves too caught up in the misguided belief that they were being tested by God,” the prosecutor said.
Dale Neumann, who once studied to be a Pentecostal minister, told reporters the couple continues to trust in God.
“We live by faith,” he said after the sentencing. “We are completely content with what the Lord has allowed to come down, but he is not done yet.”

Phil Tylers Thoughts-
Good. Yet more proof that God doesn’t exist. Too bad the parents were too dumb to learn from it. Most people would be an emotional wreck, curse the lord and never trust him again. Instead, these idiots don’t regret trusting in him.

This report was found at news.aol.com
and was written by Robert Imrie

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