Here is the joke for the day!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children immediately began to identify the flavors by their color:

• Red………………….Cherry
• Yellow………………Lemon
• Green………………..Lime
• Orange……………Orange

Finally, the teacher gave her students all HONEY-flavored lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

“Well,” the teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror…

She spit her lifesaver out…

And yelled, “Oh my God!!! They’re assholes!!!”

First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were attending their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body”.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go
ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, but
it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”