Archive for March, 2010

6 sweet 2009 civics

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

When I went into the Honda dealership, I really wanted the 2010 Accord. I could afford it, but it was just a few bucks out of my comfort level. (Unlike most Americans, I only buy what I’m sure I can afford.)

I ended up buying the 2010 civic. I like it, but it just wasn’t as tight as the Accord. I’m trying to convince myself that with a little work, my civic would be sick. I’ve been having a hard time finding nice pics, but I did find a few.

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Layoffs

Friday, March 26th, 2010

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO walks up the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?” The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash nd screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!” Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,

“He’s the pizza delivery guy.

Funny and Terrible glamour shots

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

I’m surprised these people didn’t break the camera.

I love how that one couple has to flash their rings so everyone knows their taken. yikes!

WTF A 2010 pre-census letter about the census!?

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

When I opened my mail the other day, I assumed that this 2010 census envelope contained the new census survey. But boy was I wrong. What I found, was a complete waste of my tax money. A FU%KING PRE CENSUS LETTER.

I can just see you reading this, saying, “Phil Tyler, What on earth is a pre-census letter?”

Well, take a look- (click the scanned letter)

2010 census pre survey letter

2010 census pre survey letter

All it does is tell me that the actual census is on it’s way. Fuck you Robert M. Groves.
Complete BS Right?! I know! Can you even fathom how much money and man-power this took to send out?!

The future of Marketing and Advertising

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Half a century ago, advertising was easy. You advertised on the radio. Then came TV. Then huge billboards on sides of the road, and now were getting ads on our cell phones.

The average person encounters more than 1000 advertisements through out a day and although companies know this, they still continue to hit us with everything they got.

But people have learned to block them out. After walking through times square you might not be able to remember a single flashing sign. And after a few commercials, you can recall what you saw.

The future is marketing to people based on what they want to see. Remember when Tom Cruise was walking through that mall in Vanilla Sky? All the billboards showed him what they knew he liked. And yes, companies have already made these. They are merely getting perfected at the moment.

But alongside the auto changing mall billboards, 80% of companies should only focus their marketing and advertising online (with exceptions of course).

Now that everyone is online, consumers are looking for information. They don’t care about pop ups and banners. The goal for companies is to be the first result displayed when someone searches for products/services you sell. The first google result gets like 95% of the clicks.

So, to sum it up, consumers now LOOK for info and you need to be in their search results.

Pictures of jealous girls

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Not only are Girls are catty, they also only like being photographed when they look their best. Haahah sucks for these jealous girls.

jealous fat girl 3

how mad is the big pale girl?

jealous girl big boobs

Now c’mon right? Her boobs are soooo big and the other girls’ are soooo small. yikes! Jealous?

jealous girls 2

bwahahahah I think they’re even laughing at the jealous big girl too!!

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