Archive for December, 2009

Where are the cool cars?

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

So I’ve been back for a month now and have been looking for cars almost everyday.
I first wanted to get something cheap, so I was looking for used Honda Civic Ek Hatchbacks. I’ve always like them. I found a bunch on craigslist but they were all going for 2 thousand bucks above blue book value. So I thought about del sols, but those too were expensive and even more rare.
My girlfriend ended up getting a new Mazda for really cheap, but I’m just not a fan. I’m really picky about what I drive.
So I too started looking at new cars in the low to mid level..but I can’t find anything I like.
So I’m asking all the automakers, Where are all the cool cars?!?
Acura stopped making the RSX and Honda stopped making the S2000. All American cars are shit. I like the new Mitsubishis, but people say they aren’t made that well.

I can’t afford more than 20k until you losers start clicking on my ads.  The only cars I like are the new hondas…

Phil Tyler’s View on Health Care

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Health care is like the biggest topic at the moment, so I figure I would chime in.

I haven’t been to a doctor in 5 years. Yep, thats right- 5 fucking years.  I haven’t been because I’m healthy as can be. I take care of myself by eating properly, low stress and a medium level of physical activity.

Now the government is considering MAKING me buy insurance. This is dumb. No one should be forced to do something they don’t want to. If I break my leg and I don’t have insurance, then it’s my responsibility to fix it. If someone can’t afford it, then people with jobs will pay for them. FUCK THAT. I’m not paying for you fat, fried food eatin’, couch potato mother fuckers!  I don’t give a shit that you’re homeless either. Maybe you should have paid attention in school.

I DO believe in an affordable insurance option for everyone….with the cheap option for healthy people.

Best Tattoos Volume 3

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Here are some more of the best / worst tattoos in the entire world. What do you losers think?

At&t Cingular selling our cell phone numbers?

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

I can’t say this for sure, but I have a feeling that att / cingular is selling our mobile numbers.

My girlfriend and I got our cell phones on the same day and like 3 days later, on the same day, we each got a telemarketing sales call from the same number!

Just today, she asked me if 561-421-5522 called me and I said no. Then two hours later, my phone rang from that number!! It was a sales call for insurance.

Those calls really piss me off so I filed a complaint on the FTC website at https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/ in case you were wondering, it is illegal for a company to call your cell phone using an automated dialer.

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Home made sports car

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

How many guys out there have thought about making your own sports car at home? Remember trying to put together little soap box cars? And then graduating into go-carts? Now a days, all I can think about is designing and building my own car in my garage.

Look at the Ariel Atom. Its just a frame and a v4 engine, yet its one of the fastest cars you can buy.

Ariel Atom

I think the best way to go about it is to first buy a street legal indy car.

street legal indy car

These are easy to find and should set you back about $30,000. Take the thing apart, see how it all works and then build your own along side it, while making improvements and customizing it for your own preferences.  Here is a pic of an indy car frame:

sports car frame home

In my opinion, one of the nicest sports cars is the Zonda. Oh my god, this thing is so sweet.

zonda carbon fiber

I found a few pics of frame, so I’ll try to make it at home (yea fuckin right)

zonda frame rear

Another fuckin sweet car is the caparo T1. I think it would be easy to build.

caparo T1 2

Yada yada. I’m just bsing here. I’ll never have enough money to build shit

Show us Snookie getting punched in the face!

Friday, December 18th, 2009

We knew before the show started that we wouldn’t see Snookie of Jersey Shore getting punched in the face.  Like most people, I am still really fucking pissed off about it.

In last night’s episode, we saw the immediate before and after the slug. During the punch, we saw black. I find it funny that the exact clip they cut out, was the exact clip from the preview teaser commercial leading up to the show. What the hell MTV?!

To make it worse- in the preview for the next episode, we see Jwoww punching some chick.  The episode was still pretty good. Pauly had us laughing the entire time.  “This chick was a grenade.” lol

Anyway, enjoy the clip of Snookie getting punched in the face.

snookie getting punched!

snookie getting punched!

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