I was in Colombia for a month and I noticed a few funny things-

• I saw Simpsons restaurants, Duff Beer bars,  Futurama ice cream stores and Family Guy fast food places.
• You are never far from selling pirated movies.
• There are no traffic laws.
• All the liquors are expensive except for Rum and this shit drink called Aguardente.
• There are these people that walk around with 4 or 5 phones chained to them. They wear shirts that say phone, minutos, calls etc. You walk up to them and use their cell for like 10 cents a minute.
• I don´t think I saw anyone with facial hair.
• Our food at restaurants NEVER came out at the same time. We adapted by sharing.
• The buses don´t leave until they are full.
• There are people selling everything EVERYWHERE.