I fly a fair bit and there is one thing I can always expect…and that’s that as soon as the plane lands, amateur hour begins.  I want to stand up and scream out, “sit the fuck down!”
I mean seriously people, is this your first flight?  You know you’ll have to stand up (usually hunched over) for at least 5 minutes right?  Especially if you are in the back.
And whats this with all the Johnny Rockafellers turning on their phones like a fucking corporate merger is going to fall through unless they call in?!?
“I just landed… Yup…. it’s Sunny….Love you too….bye” 
Did the person you’re talking to think the plane wasn’t going to land?  Are they going to slit their wrists unless they hear your voice?

C’mon people, is this your first flight?

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