A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there’ and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man and then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.’

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

‘Just so you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches………. Just send the bottle back.’

It just pisses me off when you go out of your way to do something for a specific reason and it doesn’t fucking work out.

Let’s say that you spend 100 bucks to buy a nikon tripod because you thought you needed that specific one. Little did you know, you could have bought ANY tripod because there is a universal size for camera mounts and the dick at best buy never mentioned it.

Anyway, so my girlfriend bought her dad the webcam for dummies (model 49052-DM). She bought it for the exact reason anyone would buy the items labeled in this brand.

web cam for dummies 49052

We’ve been working on it for a week now. Not only is the actual webcam a complete piece of crap, it doesn’t install properly on any of our computers. I didn’t go to MIT, but I would say I know more about computers than anyone I know and I can’t get it to work. The thing is made by Sakar..which makes a variety of cheap Chinese shit. Their website sucks and responding to our email, sent us back the contents of the installation CD.

Do you have a problem with the Webcam for dummies? Talk smack here..you don’t need to register (or even use a real e-mail) to comment.  Also, if you have the drivers for the webcam for dummys, POST A LINK!

I fly a fair bit and there is one thing I can always expect…and that’s that as soon as the plane lands, amateur hour begins.  I want to stand up and scream out, “sit the fuck down!”
I mean seriously people, is this your first flight?  You know you’ll have to stand up (usually hunched over) for at least 5 minutes right?  Especially if you are in the back.
And whats this with all the Johnny Rockafellers turning on their phones like a fucking corporate merger is going to fall through unless they call in?!?
“I just landed… Yup…. it’s Sunny….Love you too….bye” 
Did the person you’re talking to think the plane wasn’t going to land?  Are they going to slit their wrists unless they hear your voice?

C’mon people, is this your first flight?